Blooming Idiot

lyrics

I just found out,
I’m breeding animals,
It took me about…
All my life.

But, before I grab the butcher’s knife,
I’d better figure,
The particulars,
Because…
Though it’s been said,
I’m a vegetable,
I’m really a meat head,
And, now the buzz –
I’m a blooming idiot.

Yup, that’s it,
I forgot to use my brain,
About how I fit in,
The food chain,
Where have I been?
Couldn’t I see,
That all this time,
I’ve been growing,
Me?
What a crime!

Ahh, well,
Looks like things still,
Can turn out fine…
Alright!
If I seek insight,
Into this blooming idiot.

Now, I get it.

I just figured out,
What I’m all about,
Erect,
The blooming idiot.